EVA 2.0 BIGGER! BETTER! BADDER! CRYPTO!
What is Eva 2.0?
Thank you for asking! Eva 2.0 is the successor to Evagrow, a meme coin from 2022 whose life was cut short by a sudden crypto winter 🥺
But we scream into the long goodnight NO!!! You will not take this marvelous opportunity from us! We will rise, and fight! Fight for green candles and sweet, sweet, candy corn!
We will go to the moon and we will get that cheese… this is not up for debate. The only question is, do you like cheese?
a Crypto story
...As told by ChatGPT
Once upon a time, there was a token named Eva 2.0. Now, Eva 2.0 was exactly like every other token that offered nothing but entertainment and a chance at fast money. She was just honest about it.
Eva 2.0 started her journey as a humble little robot token, just floating around in the vastness of the crypto universe. But one day, something extraordinary happened – it decided it was time to shoot for the stars and go to the moon!
With its trusty Telegram and a belly full of Michelob Ultra, Eva 2.0 blasted off into space, leaving a trail of laughter and memes in its wake. As it soared higher and higher, the excitement among investors reached a fever pitch. Everyone wanted a piece of the action – after all, who wouldn’t want to be part of a token that was going to the moon?
Before anyone knew it, Eva’s value skyrocketed to astronomical levels. People were trading their houses, cars, and even their kids for a piece of the action. It was madness, I tell you – pure, unadulterated madness!
And the moral of the story? In the crazy world of cryptocurrency, sometimes all it takes is a little bit of silliness and a whole lot of memes to make your dreams come true.
Token Overview
…Disclaimer alert
Our cryptocurrency tokens are created purely for fun and entertainment purposes. They are meme-based tokens that leverages the power of social media to create a community of users who share the same sense of humor and values. The tokens can be bought, sold, and traded like any other cryptocurrency, but are not intended for serious investment purposes.
Our tokens have no real-world utility and cannot be used to purchase goods or services.
If the crypto community embraces one of our tokens, the token may see its value rise as investors speculate on price action.
This is completely out of our control other than releasing the best product we possibly can.
token distribution
...where them tokens?
The total supply of Eva 2.0 is 1,011,432,009, with 50% being allocated for public sale, 50% being allocated to liquidity. There are no dev allocations, marketing budgets, or other scams. We buy in just as you do.
All of our tokens will be the same copypasta contract with just a fresh coat of paint.
The public sale will be conducted through the launchpad Pinksale, with the price determined by market demand.
Presale information will be distributed across our social media platforms once a plan is finalized.
Invest in Eva 2.0
Why give us your money?
But what sets Eva 2.0 apart from the rest? It’s simple – our commitment to transparency, innovation, and community engagement. We believe in keeping our investors informed every step of the way, providing regular updates and maintaining an open line of communication.
Why? Because we’re not here to build one token and move on. We’re here to build a community that follows all of our tokens. We can’t do that is you burn our community on the first token!
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What is EVA 2.0?
Eva 2.0 is just a meme coin with zero value or use case. It’s pure hot garbage.Â
Should I buy Eva 2.0?
Buy Eva 2.0 because you think the value will go up after you buy it. It’s the greater fool theory in a working product. Just be sure you sell and make some money!
Scam?
Eva 2.0 is 100% safe and fair as far as the earlier you buy the better your odds at profit. When to get off this ride is up to you. It might 10x, maybe it’ll 100x, or even 1000x! But you can also lose it all!
Token
Yep! There’s a token! Look at this crappy little robot png!
Why Eva 2.0?
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Machine Forged is a risky shitcoin “company” that desires to build a crypto community that spans multiple tokens for years to come.Â